Email Design

You Broke Our Hearts

Inbox Senders Club

You hit unsubscribe. Now there's an email in your inbox — from the list you just left — informing you that you broke their hearts. "You Broke Our Hearts" skewers the automated win-back campaign, the performative mourning, and the twenty-percent-off offer that gives the whole game away.

Promotions Is the Enemy

Inbox Senders Club

Marcus has a diagnosis — the Promotions tab is stealing his clicks. His battle plan: plain text, one link, personalized subjects, replies to train Gmail. Real gray-hat tactics, completely wrong target.

Rendered Black - Email Dev PTSD Cut

Paint it Black — The Rolling Stones

An agonizing ode to the nightmares of email development, where Dark Mode auto-inverts your beautiful white hero images into a void. A must-listen for anyone who has fought with Outlook VML and Gmail's CSS quirks.

Pixel Perfect

Super Trouper — ABBA

This one is dedicated to all the unsung email developers out there losing sleep over nested tables and Outlook rendering quirks. May your dark mode fixes be swift and your Litmus tests always shine bright!

Toxic

Toxic — Britney Spears

When your sending reputation tanks and spam filters start treating every message like a hazmat situation, even the cleanest subject line can't save you from the junk folder. This parody captures the moment filters lock onto suspicious headers, sketchy links, and bloated HTML, dragging your inbox placement straight to zero.

Accessible Flow

Inbox Senders Club

Ali G(mail) drops a respectful, booyakasha-laced anthem on email accessibility — covering ALT text, semantic heading structure, readable fonts, and color contrast so screen readers and every human in the mandem can absorb your message. Inclusive design has never sounded this fresh, innit.

Spam Filter Nemesis

Inbox Senders Club

Ali G(mail) drops sick beats to battle the ultimate algorithmic oppressor: the spam filter. A hilarious hip-hop anthem about the daily struggles of content filtering and sender reputation.