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Trap (Soul Version)

A parody of Creep by Radiohead

"Creep" rewritten from scratch as a velvet-noir funk-soul confession sung by the spam trap itself — an address scraped off the web, never opted in, sitting on a list full of ghosts and waiting to hand a sender's domain to the blocklists. A ground-up rewrite of our earlier "Trap," told in slow-burn wah-wah, warm brass, and total calm.

4:44
Duration
Verse 1
You scraped me off the web
Never asked if I'd opt in
I look like a real one
But nobody's in
You blast every morning
To a list full of ghosts
I wish I was someone
You think I am someone
Chorus
But I'm a trap
I'm a decoy
Why the hell do you mail me here?
You don't belong here
Verse 2
One hit and it's over
The blocklists take control
I tank your reputation
I kill your perfect score
You'll finally notice
When nothing gets through
You think I am someone
I wish I was someone
Chorus
But I'm a trap
I'm a decoy
Why the hell do you mail me here?
You don't belong here
(Oh-oh, oh-oh)
Bridge
Your mail is getting blocked
It's getting blocked
It's blocked, blocked, blocked, blocked
Blocked!
Verse 3
Whatever grows your numbers
Whatever you send
You think I am someone
I wish I was someone
Outro Chorus
But I'm a trap
I'm a decoy
Why the hell do you mail me here?
You don't belong here
You don't belong here
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About This Song

This is a humorous parody of “Creep”. This work is intended as a parody for comedic purposes, created in the spirit of the “right to parody” recognized in France under Article L. 122-5 of the Intellectual Property Code. The goal is not to harm the original work, but to create a new, transformative, and comedic piece.

Original Credits
Song: “Creep” by Radiohead
Songwriter: Thom Yorke, Radiohead, Albert Hammond, and Mike Hazlewood
Producer: Sean Slade, Paul Q. Kolderie
© Original song rights to respective holders. No infringement intended.
Parody Work
Lyrics: Inbox Senders Club & AI
Music: AI