Spamhaus
A parody of Ghostbusters by Ray Parker Jr.
A weary, mournful blues take on "Ghostbusters" that swaps ghosts for botnets — a narrator who can't sleep for the junk in the queue, hollering for the one blocklist operator that knows every shady IP by name.
2:50
Duration
Intro
(Spamhaus!)
Verse 1
If there's somethin' wrong with your mail today
Who you gon' call? (Spamhaus!)
If there's junk pourin' in from a botnet's sway
Who you gon' call? (Spamhaus!)
Chorus
I ain't afraid of no spam
I ain't afraid of no spam
Verse 2
If you're seein' scams fillin' up your queue
Who can you call? (Spamhaus!)
A shady IP tryin' to sneak on through
Oh, who you gon' call? (Spamhaus!)
Chorus
I ain't afraid of no spam
Uh, I ain't afraid of no spam
Verse 3
Who you gon' call? (Spamhaus!)
If your mail's under fire, check the sender's wire
And call (Spamhaus!)
Bridge
I ain't afraid of no spam
Ooh, they track the bad guys
Hm, I ain't afraid of no spam
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Verse 4
Who you gon' call? (Spamhaus!)
Mm, if a spammer's got a freshly burned IP, baby
You'd better call (Spamhaus!)
Ow!
Interlude
Lemme tell ya somethin'
Clean mail makes me feel good
Chorus
I ain't afraid of no spam
Uh, I ain't afraid of no spam
Verse 5
Don't let bad mail through your door, oh no (Spamhaus!)
When reputation hits the floor
'Cause abuse don't pay no more
I think you'd better call (Spamhaus!)
Ow!
Outro
Who you gon' call? (Spamhaus!)
Who you gon' call? (Spamhaus!)
I think you'd better call (Spamhaus!)
Haha, who you gon' call? (Spamhaus!)
I can't hear you
Who you gon' call? (Spamhaus!)
Louder (Spamhaus!)
Who you gon' call? (Spamhaus!)
Who can you call? (Spamhaus!)
Who you gon' call? (Spamhaus!)
Hahaha, keep the spam away! (Spamhaus!)
About This Song
This is a humorous parody of “Ghostbusters”. This work is intended as a parody for comedic purposes, created in the spirit of the “right to parody” recognized in France under Article L. 122-5 of the Intellectual Property Code. The goal is not to harm the original work, but to create a new, transformative, and comedic piece.
Original Credits
Song: “Ghostbusters” by Ray Parker Jr.
Songwriter: Ray Parker Jr.
Producer: Inbox Senders Club
© Original song rights to respective holders. No infringement intended.
Parody Work
Lyrics: Inbox Senders Club & AI
Music: AI