Don't Stop the Mailing
A parody of Don't Stop the Music by Rihanna
Cart Abandonment Edition
4:15
Duration
Intro
Please don't block the mailing
Please don't block the mailing
Please don't block the mailing
Please don't block the mailing
Verse 1
You logged in late, I'm tracking your clicks over on our landing page
I saw you put the trendy sneakers in the checkout tray
You entered all your shipping info then you walked away
The cart's abandoned now, yeah
Who knew that you'd be logging off leaving them in the blue?
You're making hitting Q3 quotas so impossible
Baby, I'ma say this discount is incredible
Please don't close the window, don't!
Pre-Chorus
Do you know what you started? Left the sneakers unguarded!
And now I'm firing off a sequence, heavy-hearted
I'm tracking your IP, just let the sequence play
We're email one, email two, until you finally pay!
Chorus
I wanna ship them away (Ah, ah, ah, ah-ah)
So I'm dropping in your inbox with a code today
You just can't refuse it (Ah, ah, ah, ah-ah)
Take the twenty percent, log back in and use it!
Please don't block the, please don't block the mailing
I wanna ship them away
So I'm dropping in your inbox with a code today
You just can't refuse it, take the twenty percent, log back in and use it!
Please don't block the, please don't block the, please don't block the mailing
Verse 2
Baby, are you buying? 'Cause the timer shows
Don't you feel the FOMO ready to explode?
Take this promo code and no one has to know
It's an exclusive show, oh
Pre-Chorus
Do you know what you started? Left the sneakers unguarded!
And now I'm firing off a sequence, heavy-hearted
I'm tracking your IP, just let the sequence play
We're email one, email two, until you finally pay!
Chorus
I wanna ship them away (Ah, ah, ah, ah-ah)
So I'm dropping in your inbox with a code today
You just can't refuse it (Ah, ah, ah, ah-ah)
Take the twenty percent, log back in and use it!
Please don't block the, please don't block the mailing
I wanna ship them away
So I'm dropping in your inbox with a code today
You just can't refuse it, take the twenty percent, log back in and use it!
Please don't block the, please don't block the, please don't block the mailing
Post-Chorus
Mama-say, mama-sa, ma-ma-ko-ssa
Mama-say, mama-sa, ma-ma-ko-ssa
Mama-say, mama-sa, ma-ma-ko-ssa
Mama-say, mama-sa, ma-ma-ko-ssa (Please don't block the mailing)
Mama-say, mama-sa, ma-ma-ko-ssa
Mama-say, mama-sa, ma-ma-ko-ssa
Mama-say, mama-sa, ma-ma-ko-ssa
Mama-say, mama-sa, ma-ma-ko-ssa (Please don't block the mailing)
Bridge
Mama-say, mama-sa, ma-ma-ko-ssa
Mama-say, mama-sa, ma-ma-ko-ssa
Mama-say, mama-sa, ma-ma-ko-ssa
Mama-say, mama-sa, ma-ma-ko-ssa (Please don't block the mailing)
Mama-say, mama-sa, ma-ma-ko-ssa
Mama-say, mama-sa, ma-ma-ko-ssa
Mama-say, mama-sa, ma-ma-ko-ssa
Mama-say, mama-sa, ma-ma-ko-ssa
Chorus
I wanna ship them away (Ah, ah, ah, ah-ah)
So I'm dropping in your inbox with a code today
You just can't refuse it (Ah, ah, ah, ah-ah)
Take the twenty percent, log back in and use it!
Please don't block the, please don't block the mailing
I wanna ship them away (Ah, ah, ah, ah-ah)
So I'm dropping in your inbox with a code today
You just can't refuse it (Ah, ah, ah, ah-ah)
Take the twenty percent, log back in and use it!
Please don't block the, please don't block the, please don't block the mailing
Outro
Mama-say, mama-sa, ma-ma-ko-ssa
Mama-say, mama-sa, ma-ma-ko-ssa
Mama-say, mama-sa, ma-ma-ko-ssa
Mama-say, mama-sa, ma-ma-ko-ssa (Please don't block the mailing)
(Mailing, mailing, mailing, mailing, mailing, mailing, mailing)
About This Song
This is a humorous parody of “Don't Stop the Music”. This work is intended as a parody for comedic purposes, created in the spirit of the “right to parody” recognized in France under Article L. 122-5 of the Intellectual Property Code. The goal is not to harm the original work, but to create a new, transformative, and comedic piece.
Original Credits
Song: “Don't Stop the Music” by Rihanna
Songwriter: Tor Erik Hermansen, Mikkel S. Eriksen, Tawanna Dabney (Frankie Storm), Michael Jackson
Producer: Stargate
© Original song rights to respective holders. No infringement intended.
Parody Work
Lyrics: Inbox Senders Club & AI
Music: AI