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A parody of Foxy Lady by Jimi Hendrix

A fuzz-drenched hard-rock rant in the spirit of Hendrix's "Foxy Lady," howled by a frustrated sender who can no longer track opens: Apple Mail Privacy Protection pre-fetches every tracking pixel, so the open rate climbs while saying nothing about who actually read. Fed up with stats a proxy can fake, the sender wants engagement that shows what's real.

4:51
Duration
Intro
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Verse 1
You know you're a cold little open faker
Proxy, yeah
And you know you're a fake little stat-maker
Proxy
Chorus
I want to know who read, uh huh, yeah
These opens don't mean a thing, no, ha!
You've got to be all mine, all mine
Ooh, Apple Proxy, yeah
Interlude
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Verse 2
Now I see you, heh, are skewing the scene
Oh, Proxy
You make me want to get up and scream
Proxy
Ah, baby, listen now
Chorus
I've made up my mind
I'm tired of wasting all my precious time
You've got to show what's real, what's real
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Here I come
Guitar Solo
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Chorus
Yeah, I'm gonna track you down, haha
These opens don't prove a thing, no
You've got to show what's real, what's real
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Here I come, baby
I'm coming to get you
Outro
Ow! Apple Proxy, yeah, yeah (Proxy)
Oh, you mess my stats (Proxy)
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Oh yeah (Proxy)
Aw, Proxy
Yeah (Proxy) fake it, babe
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You make me feel like, (Proxy) feel like screaming
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Ah, baby (Proxy)
Proxy (Proxy) baby
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About This Song

This is a humorous parody of “Foxy Lady”. This work is intended as a parody for comedic purposes, created in the spirit of the “right to parody” recognized in France under Article L. 122-5 of the Intellectual Property Code. The goal is not to harm the original work, but to create a new, transformative, and comedic piece.

Original Credits
Song: “Foxy Lady” by Jimi Hendrix
Songwriter: Jimi Hendrix
Producer: Chas Chandler
© Original song rights to respective holders. No infringement intended.
Parody Work
Lyrics: Inbox Senders Club & AI
Music: AI